09 Aug 2008, 10:04 pm Thank you for two years of Hell. Ladies, and gents( take notes on what NOT to do if you haven't the good sense to know by this stage in your lives...) Ladies: I was under the impression I was genes girlfriend for the last two years. Unfortunately, HIM saying "I Love You" HIM saying we should live together were merely words to keep ME faithful while Vodka filled days of skirt chasing was justified as the ego boast his never faithful in his marriage penis needed... His explanation: He likes ..."The Attention?!?" WHO DOESN'T??? I just thought most decent people kept control of where and when they spread their bodily fluids. gene doesn't. Variety is DEFINED as ssdd UNLESS is a NewandDifferentDepository. Be careful Lovely Ladies Of BikerWorlds TallTales of his lifetime of victimhood FROM women will draw you in...but he lies...he makes all of his lil skirts the victims... IANA
A gynecologist had become fed up with high cost of malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to find another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to make a major career change and become a Harley mechanic.
He found out from the local community college what was involved, signed up for the classes and learned all he could.
When the time for the practical exam approached, the former gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had scored 150%. He called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding result, but I wondered if there was an error." The instructor said, "During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total mark. You also put the engine back together perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark." The instructor went on to say, "I gave you that extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."