After 6 different HD Sheep Clones - I finally found a real man's ride - The 2003 Indian Chief RoadMaster. Then I added a 2001 Centennial Scout - And a 2003 Springfield Scout...
Now all you whinny, sniveling little HD riding bitches can run and fetch me a fresh martini - While you light my cigar I'll let you listen to real stories of the road...
Your hero, Three Testicles
Past bikes
In order: 490 Maico / Honda 550K / Kawi 750 Turbo / Kawi 900 Ninja / Suz 1150ES / Suz GXR1100 / HD FXRS-Conv / Yam VMax / HD SprgSftl / HD FatBoy / HD RdKg (2) / Indian Chief / Indian Scout (2)
Retired at 39 - Now teaching reality based martial arts - Including CQC (Close Quarters Combat), Knife fighting, Rape Defense, And Child Abduction Prevention in SoCal...
Which means while you are working your crappy job - I am crusing down PCH with your girl on the back of the Chief - But don't worry I'll have her home in time to clean up...
Now be a good little monkey and fetch me another Johnnie Walker Blue and an Opus X...
Laughing at the HD wanna-be's who use more wax than gas. I've got over 23k miles on my '03 Chief - Which is roughly the same miles as the closest 300 HD's combined...
