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Title: My Hero
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Blog Entry: My Hero!!  I LOVE THIS MAN! > YOU GOTTA LOVE HIM....A MUST > READ...PLEASE DO YOURSELF A > FAVOR...READ THIS! > > The Plan! > Robin Williams, wearing a > shirt that says 'I love New > York ' in Arabic. > You gotta love Robin > Williams......Even if he's nuts! Leave it to > Robin Williams to come up with the > perfect plan. What we need > now is for our UN Ambassador to > stand up and repeat this message. > Robin Williams' > plan...(Hard to argue with this > logic!) > 'I see a lot of people yelling for peace but I have not heard of a plan for peace. So, here's one > plan.' > 1) 'The US will > apologize to the world for our > 'interference' in their affairs, past & >present. You know, Hitler, > Mussolini, Stalin, Tojo, > Noriega, Milosevic, Hussein, and the rest > of those 'good 'ole' boys', we > will never > 'interfere' again. > 2) We will withdraw our > troops from all over the world, starting > with Germany , South Korea , the Middle East , > and the Philippines . They > don't want us there.We > would station troops at our borders. No one > allowed sneaking through holes in the fence. > 3) All illegal aliens have 90 days > to get their affairs together and leave. We'll > give them a free trip home. > After 90 days the remainder > will be gathered up and deported > immediately, regardless of whom or where they > are. T hey're illegal!!! France > will welcome them. > 4) All future visitors will be > thoroughly checked and limited to 90 days unless > given a special permit!!!! No one > from a terrorist nation > will be allowed in. If you > don't like it there, change it yourself and > don't hide here. Asylum would never > be available to anyone. We > don't need any more cab drivers or > 7-11 cashiers. > 5) No foreign 'students' > over age 21. (The older ones are the bombers.) > If they don't attend classes, > they get a 'D' > for 'd -eportation' and it's > back home baby. > 6) The US will make a > strong effort to become self-sufficient energy > wise. This will include developing > nonpolluting sources of > energy but will require a temporary > drilling of oil in the Alaskan wilderness. The > caribou will have to cope for a while 7) Offer Saudi Arabia > and other oil producing countries $10 a barrel > for their oil. If they don't like it, > we go someplace else. They > can go somewhere else to > sell their production. (About a week of the > wells filling up the storage sites would be > enough.) > 8) If there is a famine or other > natural catastrophe in the world, we will not > 'interfere.' They can pray > to Allah or whomever, for > seeds, rain, cement or whatever they need. > Besides most of what we give them is stolen > or given to the army. The > people who need it most get > very little, if anything. > 9) Ship the UN > Headquarters to an isolated island someplace. > We don't need the spies and fair > weather friends here. > Besides, the building would make a good > homeless shelter or lockup for illegal > aliens. > 10) All Americans must go to > charm and beauty school. That way, no one can > call us 'Ugly > Americans' any lon ger. The > Language we speak is ENGLISH..learn it.or > LEAVE... > > > Now, isn't that a winner > of a plan? > 'The Statue of Liberty is no > longer saying 'Give me your tired, your poor, > your huddled masses.' > She's got a baseball bat > and she's yelling, 'you want a piece of me?' > '