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Subject: Smart Wife
Content: >On their wedding night, the
>young bride approached her new husband and asked for $20.00 for their
>first lovemaking encounter. In his highly aroused state, her husband
>readily agreed. This scenario was repeated each time they made love,
>for more than 30 years, with him thinking that it was a cute way for
>her to afford new clothes and other incidentals that she needed.
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>Arriving home around noon one day, she was surprised to find her
>husband in a very drunken state. During the next few minutes, he
>explained that his employer was going through a process of corporate
>downsizing, and he had been let go. It was unlikely that, at the age of
>59, he'd be able to find another position that paid anywhere near what
>he'd been earning, and therefore, they were financially ruined.
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>Calmly, his wife handed him a bank book which showed more than thirty y
>ears of steady deposits and interest totaling nearly$1 million. Then
>she showed him certificates of deposits issued by the bank which were
>worth over $2 million, and informed him that they were one of the
>largest depositors in the bank.
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>She explained that for the more than three decades she had "charged"
>him for sex, these holdings had multiplied and these were the results
>of her savings and investments. Faced with evidence of cash and
>investments worth over $3 million, her husband was so astounded he
>could barely speak, but finally he found his voice and blurted out, "If
>I'd had any idea what you were doing, I would have given you all my
>business!"
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>That's when she shot him.
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>You know, sometimes, men just don't know when to keep their mouths shut.