HAVE A GREAT TURKEY DAY IF I DON'T GET BACK ON HERE! HOW U LIKE THIS POST? MAN I MISS KISSIN, I GOTTA FIND SOMEBODY TO KISS SOON! HAVING A BAD RUN HERE IN IL.LATELY! MUST BE MY MAGNANIMOUS PERSONALITY, WELL I AINT GONNA CHANGE! ITS HARD TO FIND A GREAT KISSER ANYWAY!L&R CBC ps how ya doin woman read any good books lately?
COMPETITION > ASKING FOR A TWO-LINE RHYME > WITH THE MOST ROMANTIC FIRST LINE, > AND THE LEAST ROMANTIC SECOND LINE: > > 1. My darling, my lover, my beautiful wife: > Marrying you has screwed up my life. > 2. I see your face when I am dreaming. > That's why I always wake up screaming. > 3. Kind, intelligent, loving and hot; > This describes everything you are not. > > 4. Love may be beautiful, love may be bliss, > But I only slept with you 'cause I was pissed. > > 5. I thought that I could love no other > -- that is until I met your brother. > > 6. Roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet,> and so are you. > But the roses are wilting, the violets are dead, the> sugar bowl's > empty and so is your head. > > 7. I want to feel your sweet embrace; > But don't take that paper bag off your face. > > 8. I love your smile, your face, and your eyes > Damn, I'm good at telling lies! > > 9. My love, you take my breath away. > What have you stepped in to smell this way? > > 10. My feelings for you no words can tell, > Except for maybe 'Go to hell.' > > 11. What inspired this amorous rhyme? > Two parts vodka, one part lime. > > WHO SAID POETRY IS BORING > > CBC SAYS HI SHE CAN'T LOG IN FOR SOME REASON!